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		<title>This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper.</title>
		<link>http://www.skirtfulloffire.com/blog/2010/07/this-is-the-way-the-world-ends-not-with-a-bang-but-a-whimper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 15:50:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jolie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUKlhKG0leI&#038;feature=player_embedded

The BP oil spill disaster makes me want to put my head through a desk. Time for a revolution. Let's stop big business from getting away with murder, literally. Let's make our government work for us, not them. Let's have a planet to live on in 20 years. This shit is out of control, and our apathy is aiding and abetting a horrible situation.

...Read more after the break.]]></description>
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		<title>Pictures from San Francisco with Siren Jinx!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 16:59:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jolie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">The lovely <a title="The Official Siren Jinx Website!" href="http://sirenjinx.com" target="_blank">Siren Jinx</a> and I took a little trip out west.</p>

Pictures after the cut!]]></description>
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		<title>San Francisco bound!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 16:19:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jolie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And now, a story in cell-phone picture form.  We're the height of intelligence and sophistication at www.skirtfulloffire.com.

... click to read more!!!]]></description>
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		<title>Ehn Da Werks</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 18:14:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jolie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jesus God Almighty, it's been a hot minute since I've updated this thing. Look, I would love to tell you "OMG I'VE BEEN SO BUSY HAVEN'T HAD TIIIIIME", but we both know I'd be lying. I'm not so much on the internet as I am attached to it, but writer's block has been a bitch. I'll take this little opportunity to let you guys in on what I've been up to...]]></description>
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		<title>Mark your calendars for April 2nd!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 19:52:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jolie</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Pink Sheep of the Family</title>
		<link>http://www.skirtfulloffire.com/blog/2010/02/the-pink-sheep-of-the-family/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 16:08:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jolie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Brazen Idolatry]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<center><img src="http://www.skirtfulloffire.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/mcqueen.jpg" alt="" title="mcqueen" height="400" width="398"><br />
Alexander McQueen 1969-2010</center>

Alexander McQueen, one of my all-time favorite designers, died today at the very young age of 40.  There's really not a lot I can say that will encompass the scope of his work, so this will be a picture and video blog.  He was a visionary, a delightful wacko, and a genius.  Rest in peace.

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		<title>No one wants to hear about your sandwich.</title>
		<link>http://www.skirtfulloffire.com/blog/2010/02/no-one-wants-to-hear-about-your-sandwich/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 03:59:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jolie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<center><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-406" title="twitter" src="http://www.skirtfulloffire.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/twitter.bmp" alt="" /></center>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>If you can't say it in 140 characters or less, I don't want to hear it.</em></p>
Alright, here's the thing.  <a title="No DVD copies of Kazaam here, bro.  Roflcopter." href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTN9We8unmU" target="_blank">I love twitter.</a> I tweet (twat?) more than I wash my hair.  I keep a note on my phone with my random one-liners so I always have something to say.  I am ashamed to admit that I've had dreams about tweeting.  Having said all that and, quite possibly, removed any cool points I have accumulated thus-far, I have a lot of rules surrounding what I will and will not tweet.
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>#1: "FML"</strong></p>
Yeah, I get it.  You're sad.  Shit's hard.  Your wife left you.  Your dog died.  Your brother's in a coma.  DON'T FUCKING TWEET IT, JUST FIX IT.  The last thing you need to do to yourself in this troubling time is give the entire world a play-by-play of your miserable existence.  Not only does it make you look moderately pathetic, but it's a cry-for-help that never gets positive attention.  I hate to get all <a title="Let's hear from our studio audience!" href="http://www.mediacollege.com/downloads/sound-effects/audience/boo-01.wav" target="_blank">"The Secret"</a> on you, but focusing on the negativity in your life does nothing but bring more negativity.

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		<title>I just want a man that glitters like diamonds and ejaculates rainbows.</title>
		<link>http://www.skirtfulloffire.com/blog/2010/01/i-just-want-a-man-that-glitters-like-diamonds-and-ejaculates-rainbows/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 20:27:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jolie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>I'll admit it...I love the "Twilight" series.</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-325" title="I just want a man that glitters like diamonds and ejaculates rainbows." src="http://www.skirtfulloffire.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/twilight2.jpg" alt="I just want a man that glitters like diamonds and ejaculates rainbows." width="800" height="577" />
<em>Just close your eyes and pretend he's not underage.</em></p>
I'm ashamed.  I'm appalled by my own behavior.  I look in the mirror every night and call myself a whore while slapping myself in the face.  I cry in the shower with a rag in my mouth to muffle my sobs.  Ok, I'm taking this a bit too far.  I really do feel a slight tinge of embarrassment, though, when I am forced to tell anyone that <a title="Me in 10 years...::shudder::" href="http://www.twilightmoms.com/" target="_blank">not only have I read "Twilight" series</a>, but that I also eagerly await every new movie like a 'tween girl.  I won't go so far as to say I count down the days to the next premier on my calendar, but I think you can probably surmise that on your own.

<em>Alright, before we get into my "Twilight" obsession, let's backtrack about sixteen years...</em>

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		<title>Two-thousand-and-late &lt; 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 18:48:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jolie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<center><img class="size-full wp-image-253  " title="Jolie-Luminous2010-20" src="http://www.skirtfulloffire.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Jolie-Luminous2010-20.jpg" alt="" width="434" height="246" /><br />
Moody pic taken on NYE by Bob of Nichnet Visuals.</center>

Man, it's been quite a year.   January was a rocky month at best, April gave me a pretty good sucker-punch of a break-up, June gave me another breakup of a dance partnership, and the December holidays were rough in general (as they always are for me).  Now, despite all that, 2009 was an amazing year.  I've seen quite a bit of growth in my dance career, my soul, and my relationships.  I hope you all can look back on your year with some positive reflection.

<a href="http://www.skirtfulloffire.com/blog/2010/01/two-thousand-and-late-2010/" target="_blank">Continue reading...</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Well, ain&#8217;t you a fancy pony!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:05:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jolie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a hot minute since I&#8217;ve posted here, but for a good reason!  I&#8217;ve been doing a ton of gigs and getting a lot of super sekrit balls rolling (I&#8217;m not going to bother thinking of a better way to phrase that).  Now that the balls are ambling along, I can officially say&#8230;I&#8217;m now [...]]]></description>
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